FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 11, 2011
January 10, 2011
January 12, 2011
Transcript:
Andy: You bought a what? Roger: An ab-crusher 2000. You know, the one on TV. According to the infomercials, five minutes with this baby will work my abs as much as doing 2000 traditional sit-ups. Andy: Roger, when in your life have you even done one sit-up? Roger: All the more reason to make up for lost time. Andy: Excuse me while I go program 911 into our speed dial. Roger: I figure I'll start out slowly. Maybe a half hour a day.
cdward over 13 years ago
I think he meant a half-situp a day.
Colt9033 over 13 years ago
He just gadget happy, if a gatget be mechanical or electronical he all infor it.
Destiny23 over 13 years ago
He’d better do half an hour the first time – because he’ll never use it again!
Sandfan over 13 years ago
I have a treadmill that is absolutely vital to my life. I have no other place to hang extra coats.
davidf42 over 13 years ago
ANNIE FANS!!
Some of us are meeting at the Annie archives! Come join us!
http://www.gocomics.com/annie/2001/04/08/
Yukoneric over 13 years ago
I actually use my treadmill. Watching Vanna on Wheel of Fortune makes it a quick half hour…………..
kab2rb over 13 years ago
I have two exercise machine’s no treadmill, Not to hang clothes but work out on. Both finally will last for a change. Two many broke on me. Roger take it real smal steps your weak.
Jogger2 over 13 years ago
Has it occurred to Roger that to get the benefit of the equivalent of 2000 sit ups, he has to do the equivalent work of 2000 sit ups? And he wants to do that in 5 minutes?
Jogger2 over 13 years ago
Cartoon: Husband on couch, watching T.V. Woman on phone: “I’d like to place an ad. Treadmill for sale. Like new, never used. Call 555-4554 and ask for fatso.”
DerkinsVanPelt218 over 13 years ago
You know how I exercise? There are lots of stairs at my college (even more so when they shut down the elevator each year). I also just put on some music and start dancing.
syke34 over 13 years ago
Slowly but surely but don’t call him Shirley
davidf42 over 13 years ago
ANNIE FANS
By common consent, the Annie Fan Network is meeting on the comment page for Annie 9 years ago. That means that we read the strip for 1/11/02 today and tomorrow we will read the strip for 1/12/02. See y’all there.
http://www.gocomics.com/annie/2002/01/11