FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 11, 2011
Andy: You bought a what? Roger: An ab-crusher 2000. You know, the one on TV. According to the infomercials, five minutes with this baby will work my abs as much as doing 2000 traditional sit-ups. Andy: Roger, when in your life have you even done one sit-up? Roger: All the more reason to make up for lost time. Andy: Excuse me while I go program 911 into our speed dial. Roger: I figure I'll start out slowly. Maybe a half hour a day.