Because you’re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
Ok Elvin, now you are going to have to explain to Eno what a doppelganger is…
I do not see how the fact that other guys cannot get a date should make you feel better about not being able to get a date.
Dating just leads to fornication and procreation.
Well, duh! Because you’re not.
Well,maybe Eno and Elvin should skip the Heineken and go right for the “mannequins!”Hey…at least they can’t say NO!
Men would find this question easily answered if they only asked themselves why they don’t find girls attractive.
These guys probably hated the Gillette commercial. Think they have a chance of figuring it out?
Accidents cause People!
“Some guys have ‘it’. Whatever ‘it’ is, they’ve got it. I, on the other hand, do NOT have ‘it’. In fact I have the antidote to ‘it’.” D. Wolfberg
But wouldn’t Elvin’s doppelganger just be “Fat Elvis”?
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GROG Premium Member over 5 years ago
Because you’re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
Znox11 over 5 years ago
Ok Elvin, now you are going to have to explain to Eno what a doppelganger is…
DM2860 over 5 years ago
I do not see how the fact that other guys cannot get a date should make you feel better about not being able to get a date.
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
Dating just leads to fornication and procreation.
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
Well, duh! Because you’re not.
Popcorn over 5 years ago
Well,maybe Eno and Elvin should skip the Heineken and go right for the “mannequins!”Hey…at least they can’t say NO!
Andrew Sleeth over 5 years ago
Men would find this question easily answered if they only asked themselves why they don’t find girls attractive.
bilbrlsn over 5 years ago
These guys probably hated the Gillette commercial. Think they have a chance of figuring it out?
dwane.scoty1 over 5 years ago
Accidents cause People!
BWR over 5 years ago
“Some guys have ‘it’. Whatever ‘it’ is, they’ve got it. I, on the other hand, do NOT have ‘it’. In fact I have the antidote to ‘it’.” D. Wolfberg
jdsven over 5 years ago
But wouldn’t Elvin’s doppelganger just be “Fat Elvis”?