Clay Bennett for January 06, 2019

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    Supposedly no alcohol since that is what killed his older brother.

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    DD Wiz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Trump says he doesn’t drink. Of course, Trump saying something is not necessarily worth much. Also, saying he doesn’t DRINK leaves cocaine and meth wide open.

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    Darsan54 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Combine his raging, irrational stupidity, overwhelming arrogance and bottomless ignorance with probably early onset dementia and everybody wishes DT drank…….a lot.

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    Daeder  over 5 years ago

    Something else he could learn from Nixon.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 5 years ago

    He doesn’t drink but he’s turned the rest of us into alcoholics!

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    amethyst52 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    DEMENTIA!!! Progressing quite nicely.

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    feverjr Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Trump is playing to his base….

    https://medium.com/s/story/does-the-ok-sign-actually-signify-white-power-or-what-6cf3309df985

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    Ontman  over 5 years ago

    He doesn’t drink. He doesn’t need need it to be a whack a doodle.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago

    No, His Cocaine use takes up the slack in THAT department…

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 5 years ago

    He’s often on something. That’s a given.

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    Bookworm  over 5 years ago

    “I never drink. . . .wine.” Bela Lugosi as Dracula; 1931.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Might not be alcohol.. but without question.. something.. makes him a babbling fool.

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    Display  over 5 years ago

    I would not be opposed to a law requiring top government officials to submit to frequent testing for drugs, alcohol, etc. since they have chosen to run for offices that ought to hold them to much, much higher standards (no pun intended) than civilians but at this day & time quite obviously do not. Sometimes we currently do so for pilots, truck drivers, and even athletes but yet not for those who are charged with guarding the constitution and directing the future of America. History has shown that there’s been a lot of behavior in the WH and congress that would land us mere mortals in jail for years. Enough! Now, on to the next topic as to psych evaluations…

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Is cannabis legal in D.C.? I thought I heard that it is. Anyway, we’d all be better off if 45 imbibed a nice big spliff and just vegged out. And KFC’s earnings would rise.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    Crooked liar Trump is criminally insane, isn’t it obvious?

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    wellis1947 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    If you EVER get a chance to “read” an unedited transcript of an extemporaneous Donald John Trump speech such as the one that would be generated in the aftermath of the meeting ‘parodied’ in Mr. Bennet’s cartoon, please do so!

    While it would be extremely hard to follow, it would, at the same time, be ever so enlightening!

    Because, you see, our minds are constantly “editing” what we hear – trying to provide ‘context’ to what we hear. We, therefore, really DON’T hear half the “crazy” that Donnie John utters, because we ‘know’ what he should have said, and we try ever so hard to hear THAT instead of what was ACTUALLY said!

    You see, in my opinion, Donald John Trump is not “crazy” in the accepted sense of the word – but he IS seriously mentally compromised! And the reading of the aforementioned transcript would bring this diagnosis into sharp relief!

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    Who needs to drink when you can do self centered whacko without hurting your liver?

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    Crooked liar Trump the criminal has just stepped into a huge pile of Schiff.

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    rekam Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Now my brother is worried that his next month’s retirement check from the Federal government will be withheld as ransom in exchange for the blackmailed wall.

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    Dtroutma  over 5 years ago

    Since even before “The Apprentice” it was in our guts we know he’s nuts. Alcohol might actually dim some of his behaviors to just “weird”. As to cannabis? Maybe some blends might do us some good, most would at least mellow him out a tad.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago

    And I used to think that Klondike Barbie was the Undisputed Master of Word Salad Gibberish…

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    Redd Panda  over 5 years ago

    In the book, The Mind of Adolf Hitler by psychologist Walter C. Langer, the author speculates: "If he (Hitler) does not eat meat, drink alcoholic beverages, or smoke, it is not due to the fact that he has some kind of inhibition or does it because he believes it will improve his health.

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    Redd Panda  over 5 years ago

    The parallels between A H and D T are remarkable.

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    mysterysciencefreezer  over 5 years ago

    That would interfere with all the Adderall.

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    Spock  over 5 years ago

    Some people don’t need drugs, their brain can produce them themselves.

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    Coopersdad  over 5 years ago

    What is he taking that is causing his hallucinations?

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