Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for December 14, 2022

astounding, isn’t it?

It’s like internet shopping but one day a year and cheaper.

That’s not Santa Claus. That’s Jeff Bezos.

Unless of course you’re below the poverty line. Then if you’re lucky you get socks, a coat, or a shirt and pants.

The third panel should be "Then on Christmas Eve he delivers underwear and mittens to everybody.

See, Lucy, this wasn’t that hard. You could play along when Linus tells you about the Great Pumpkin, too.

And that was before Amazon….what an age, indeed!

And another fine political speech is written.

I believe in this particular timeline that Sally had not yet been born. In future strips, he might have used Charlie Brown and Sally to have these types of conversations.