Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for June 19, 2019

not unless it were Christmas morning

You wouldn’t be around my house more than one morning, because I’d start locking you out at night.

I’ve had phone calls while trying to sleep.

“Wakey, wakey eggs and bacy”!

When I was that young & got up that early, I wouldn’t dream of waking anyone else up…it meant that the TV was all mine (at least for a little while).

Yes — and at noon, afternoon, and night.

It’s pretty much the opposite case in my house – I have to do the waking up!

Maybe Charlie will be in the army, and become the bugler.

While I was in the Armed Force; we were sleeping in a large tent, about 40 of us, and this sergeant wanted to play night and day, obviously after a few to many in the mess. “WAKEY WAKEY it is day!”, full gear in 5, we would parade, then it was night, 5 minutes later it was day. After about 3 days in 20 minutes another sergeant came by and saved the DAY!

You wouldn’t be around for long sunshine.

Not a problem. Two Words, Military School

If I had a kid that anxious and exuberant about starting each day – I’d be proud!

Yes. Yes, I would hate to have you that early in my home.

Not really. You’re a good kid, CB. You just need to have better self-esteem

This was back when Charlie Brown got most of the funny lines.