Eek! by Scott Nickel for December 12, 2018

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    skyriderwest  over 5 years ago

    Not particularly secret, is it?

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    DM2860  over 5 years ago

    What do you mean by “Secret Santa”? I just wanted to get you these things because of our relationship.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    How about Scrooge’s proverbial ‘stake of holly’?

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    DCBakerEsq  over 5 years ago

    What’d you expect? A pint of O Negative?

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    khcm1157  over 5 years ago

    Why not Omaha Stakes?

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    pcolli  over 5 years ago

    Vampires are not real.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    A variant of the “Nosferatu” version of a humanoid vampire. But with a very long skull. Oh and crosses really didn’t work.

    And stakes didn’t kill them. So many types of vampires. More than you have seen. Those blood sucking fairies are a real pain. 2 could drain a girl of 4 in seconds. Leave her a shrunken mummy.

    But of course they are not real.

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    Of all the “Secret Santa’s” in the world. Still, if Nosferatu is clever, he’ll accept the “gift” and discard it immediately!

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