Jeff Danziger for December 09, 2018

If you’re asking what to pack for the hoosegow, ask Jared’s dad…

Prison now…prison later…

Jared the Fool thought that MbS actually liked him.

The two crime families married.

Forbes: Trump appears to be swindling his campaign contributors for profit

 

The children arrived just the other day

They came to the world in the usual way

But there was blame to place and hell to pay

They learned to cheat while we looked away

And they were tweetin’ ‘fore we knew it, and as they lied

they’d say “I’m gonna be like you, Dad

You know I’m gonna be like you”

 

And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man on the moon

When you comin’ clean, Don?

I don’t know when, ‘cause I’ll be convicted then

You know I’ll have a bad time then

 

Our kids turned out just the other day

They said, “Thanks for the debt, Don, come on let’s pay”

“Can you teach us to cheat?”, He said “Not today

I got a lot of golf”. They said, “that’s OK”

And they tweeted away but their smiles never dimmed

And they said, “we’re gonna be like him, yeah

You know we’re gonna be like him”

 

And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man on the moon

When you comin’ clean, Don?

I don’t know when, ‘cause I’ll be convicted then

You know I’ll have a bad time then

 

Well, they came from court just the other day

So much like Americans Don just had to say

“Kids, I’m proud of you, can you serve me for a while”

They shook their heads and said with a smile

“What we’d really like, Don, is some Wall St. cheese

See you later, can we off-shore please?”

 

He’s long since impeached, Uncle Sam had his way

Don tweeted them up just the other day

He said, “I’d like explain about my crimes”

They said, “I’d love to, Don, if we can find the time”

“You see our country’s a sh*thole and the grand-kids blame you”

“But it’s never nice talking to you, Dad”

“It’s never nice talking to you”

 

And as Don smashed the phone it occurred to him

They’d never be happy again

Their kids were just like Dad

 

Chapin

Call Mueller, he knows best and he’ll let you do the talking.

Every thing Dumpf does has RICO written all over it.

Either one will make you an offer you can’t refuse…

Maybe we should have just elected Tony Soprano. He was a lot more likeable and probably would have done a better job.

$21 TRILLION of Pentagon financial transactions “could not be traced,

… the Defense Department “has not been able to pass an audit,” he said.

This coming January, the U.S. Congress will resume reviewing sanctions bills, and the Russian Central Bank has begun to prepare for tough scenarios, with the possibility of one of the Russian banks to be disconnected from international payment systems.

According to the newspaper Vedomosti, the Central Bank sent letters to the Russian financial institutions recommending taking preventive measures in case the partner-banks, through which they work with the Visa and MasterCard systems, will be forced to suspend operations.

http://uawire.org/kremlin-tells-russian-banks-to-prepare-for-disconnection-from-international-payment-systems?fbclid=IwAR2q43034sEO6dWVGaHnpJhZn9ibCTOm0y8xYaVXOQfpc_PZ7y-vqvuIctU

Maybe she’ll have a matching pair of portraits one day if Daddy is added.

They should be afraid….very afraid.

Trump thinks treason can be fun for the whole family!

Fun for the whole country.

Are there any Republicans left who are not Russian surrogates?

Don’t ask either one of them. Ask me. You won’t like it, but you need to hear it. Give yourselves up. Make a deal with Mueller. It’s either that or flee to Russia. And guess what? Prison is better than Russia.

It sure smells like Pence isn’t going to be around here longer. Nick Ayers quit as his Chief of Staff, and then turned down trumps chief of staff, and then decided to go home to spend more time with his family, or his boyfriend.

Neither the vice president nor the president has a chief of staff. The vice president’s Chief of staff quit and headed for the hills. And Don Junior went on another one of his mysterious hunting trips in Canada, without secret service.

The business that Liberty University head Jerry Falwell Jr. helped his “young gay pool boy” get up and running was characterized last year by a Politico reporter as a “gay-friendly flophouse with an on-site liquor store”.

Falwell just happened to know a gay pool boy?

@ZevShalev

Jared phoned and texted MbS before and after the Khashoggi’s killing and defended him in WH meets. Jared also inquired about Saudi succession before Mohamed’s was named crown prince in June ’17, worrying officials he was trying to influence the process.