Nice. The one with the honest-to-wood paper book discusses the science of the Santa-phenomenon and the other with the high-tech electronic device debunks it with her absurd superstition.
Santa has a magic watch that makes time slow down for the rest of the world so he can get everything done. Don’t you notice how long the night before Christmas is?
I once saw a video from some physicist that proved (with math) that to make the trip in 24 hours, the speed he’d have to move would burn him up in the atmosphere like a meteor. Not to mention that the rapid accelerations and deceleration at every stop would crush him. The conclusion was that if there ever were a Santa Claus, he’s dead now.
Nachikethass over 5 years ago
Definitely! Science has nothing to do with it!!
unfair.de over 5 years ago
Nice. The one with the honest-to-wood paper book discusses the science of the Santa-phenomenon and the other with the high-tech electronic device debunks it with her absurd superstition.
karmakat01 over 5 years ago
I REALLY like her!
car2ner over 5 years ago
Santa is a time-lord and the sleigh is a T.A.R.D.I.S.
craigwestlake over 5 years ago
Santa just tanks up on prune juice before he starts…
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Santa has a magic watch that makes time slow down for the rest of the world so he can get everything done. Don’t you notice how long the night before Christmas is?
InquireWithin over 5 years ago
I once saw a video from some physicist that proved (with math) that to make the trip in 24 hours, the speed he’d have to move would burn him up in the atmosphere like a meteor. Not to mention that the rapid accelerations and deceleration at every stop would crush him. The conclusion was that if there ever were a Santa Claus, he’s dead now.
https://www.astro.umd.edu/~avondale/extra/Humor/ChristmasHumor/SantaAnalysis.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RbUuxjrliE
sunchaunzo 4 months ago
Santa is Wesen.