Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 12, 2018

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    Don’t you have a fireplace to hang out on ?

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    Next stop Subway Sandwiches and order some foot longs! Hopefully they still have some money left or they’ll get the boot.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Enjoy it while you can….

    By the end of January, you’re probably gonna be feeling flat, and empty.

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    jasonsnakelover  over 5 years ago

    Oh you’ll lose all that weight when Christmas comes in no time.

    Take care and may God bless.

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    bobpeters61  over 5 years ago

    That’s what happens when you spend the entire season getting stuffed.

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    peacekeeper Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I always get that stuffed feeling during the holidays too.

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    Nuliajuk  over 5 years ago

    Get stuffed!

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    Babs Maloney Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I’m wondering where they work?

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    mountainclimber  over 5 years ago

    It’s not what you eat between Xmas and New Years, it’s what you eat between New Years and Xmas.

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    Daeder  over 5 years ago

    Another brilliant stocking joke!

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    dlkrueger33  over 5 years ago

    Why does the stocking with the mustache have a purse?

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