The curse of the pronouns strikes again. “He bit off his head.” Which he? Which his? Could be the brother bit off the chocolate head OR Evil Chocolate Santa bit off the brother’s head, which would explain why Earl slept with the light on for years. People fling pronouns around far too lightly with no thought for the listener.
Still sleep with the light on. My brothers are gone, but there IS under the bed . . .and don’t even get me started about what might be in the closet. . .
“Santa if you don’t bring me a million dollars, I’ll eat you. In fact let me give you a little taste of what that’ll be like.” And without thinking , Leon bit off Santa’s head, and said: “That’ll teach Santa to make hollow promises!”
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
Nelson sure had an interesting granduncle.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 5 years ago
“Ready or not, here I…CHOMP”
dadoctah over 5 years ago
Have we met Nelson’s uncle Leon in person, or is he the kind of uncle who only pops up in stories?
chain gang charlie over 5 years ago
Poor Nelson if he has a great uncle Leon, he may live in fear as in panel three….
Breadboard over 5 years ago
Curse of the headless Santa …..
jagedlo over 5 years ago
Earl’s tale sounds like a plot for a Christmas horror movie….
iggyman over 5 years ago
We always did that with the chocolate Easter Bunny!
phredturner over 5 years ago
maybe
2peabody1 over 5 years ago
sounds like my Brother
sfletch1 over 5 years ago
An earie tale….
Diat60 over 5 years ago
The curse of the pronouns strikes again. “He bit off his head.” Which he? Which his? Could be the brother bit off the chocolate head OR Evil Chocolate Santa bit off the brother’s head, which would explain why Earl slept with the light on for years. People fling pronouns around far too lightly with no thought for the listener.
1953Baby over 5 years ago
Still sleep with the light on. My brothers are gone, but there IS under the bed . . .and don’t even get me started about what might be in the closet. . .
codedaddy over 5 years ago
I’m missing something. What is the reason for having a light on?
Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Leon is Noel spelled backwards.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Wait until you hear what he did with the Christmas Peeps!
ChessPirate over 5 years ago
“I know it was you Santa, you broke my heart. You broke my heart!”
whenlifewassimpler over 5 years ago
I feel for you Earl as I had a very sneaky, nasty sister…..
DuhWeldr over 5 years ago
“Santa if you don’t bring me a million dollars, I’ll eat you. In fact let me give you a little taste of what that’ll be like.” And without thinking , Leon bit off Santa’s head, and said: “That’ll teach Santa to make hollow promises!”
heathcliff2 over 5 years ago
The secret was safe.
eladee AKA Wally over 5 years ago
I don’t think I want to meet him!!!!