Yeah, given a bit of time it should have about the same consistency as cement !
The marzipan icing should do it.
OK, where’s the crane they’ll need to lift it?
As Founder, President, and CEO of the National Fruitcake Anti-Defamation League, I protest!! (Memberships only $25 per year, no personal checks.)
It’s imitation fruitcake. We have concrete proof.
Why not? it’s just as hard, dense, and tasteless as concrete. Maybe a little more colorful with all those skittles embedded in it…
Now he won’t be beaten to a pulp.
And, as spokesperson for the Fruitcakes Are Really Terrific Society (FARTS), we would welcome any further comments.
He’s gonna be eatin’ with da fishies.
Nuts!
That’s a fruitcake offer he can’t refuse. No matter how much he wants to.
How festive. I bet they got the idea from the book ‘101 Uses for Fruitcake that Don’t Involve Eating It’.
The feinds!
How can Fruit Cake be cheaper than cement?
November 25, 2017
KA7DRE Premium Member over 5 years ago
Yeah, given a bit of time it should have about the same consistency as cement !
Ontman over 5 years ago
The marzipan icing should do it.
KenseidenXL over 5 years ago
OK, where’s the crane they’ll need to lift it?
pschearer Premium Member over 5 years ago
As Founder, President, and CEO of the National Fruitcake Anti-Defamation League, I protest!! (Memberships only $25 per year, no personal checks.)
ptnjbrown over 5 years ago
It’s imitation fruitcake. We have concrete proof.
Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago
Why not? it’s just as hard, dense, and tasteless as concrete. Maybe a little more colorful with all those skittles embedded in it…
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
Now he won’t be beaten to a pulp.
saltmine64 Premium Member over 5 years ago
And, as spokesperson for the Fruitcakes Are Really Terrific Society (FARTS), we would welcome any further comments.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 5 years ago
He’s gonna be eatin’ with da fishies.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Nuts!
Lablubber over 5 years ago
That’s a fruitcake offer he can’t refuse. No matter how much he wants to.
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
How festive. I bet they got the idea from the book ‘101 Uses for Fruitcake that Don’t Involve Eating It’.
bobpeters61 over 5 years ago
The feinds!
dwane.scoty1 over 5 years ago
How can Fruit Cake be cheaper than cement?