Tom Toles for November 25, 2018

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    DD Wiz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Mueller v Trump —

    If Comrade TRUMPovich McBonespurs messes with Mueller, that draft-dodger has picked a fight with the wrong Bronze Star (with “V” for Valor) / Purple Heart war hero.

    Robert Mueller volunteered, went to Vietnam, and was a highly decorated war hero.

    Trump avoided Vietnam by claiming “bone spurs” (although he had been active in college sports and playing soldier at military school) but supported the war as long as someone else was sent to die in his place.

    Trump, who has been a Democrat, Independent, Libertarian and only recently hijacked a RepubliCON party of gullible suckers who easily welcomed his snake oil scams, has a long history of lying.

    Mueller is a life-long Republican with an impeccable reputation as a straight shooter and has never been caught in dishonesty or scandal of any kind.

    In a long history as a prosecutor and head of the FBI, Mueller has never been caught in any wrongdoing.

    Trump has repeatedly been sued for fraud and was denied a Las Vegas casino permit based on moral grounds. And that doesn’t even begin to touch on his personal economic crimes — repeated “strategic” bankruptcies, fraud lawsuits that he had to settle or moral issues such as paying off porn stars and Playboy nude models to cover up affairs while his third wife was recovering from recent childbirth.

    The “moral majority” (which is actually neither) cannot reconcile their utter disgusting hypocrisy.

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    Daeder  over 5 years ago

    He probably wouldn’t even if he were capable.

    Unfortunately for him, and the rest of us, he’s as incapable of telling the truth as he is in carrying out the duties of the Office of the President of the United States of America.

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    Dtroutma  over 5 years ago

    The great purgery trap.

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    ajmsdca  over 5 years ago

    Tole’s Il Douche resembles more and more the very butt he actually is. Please, do not compare with my horse’s back side, which is much better looking

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    Darsan54 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Since Donnie wouldn’t know it if it bit him in the assets……………….

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago

    FAUX Noise wouldn’t know THE TRUTH any more then Il Douchebag would!

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    Crooked liar Trump the disgusting is incapable of telling the truth.

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    superposition  over 5 years ago

    Wouldn’t it be truly great if the DNC, RNC et al screened candidates that were committed to the honor system and would neither themselves lie nor allow their peers in government to dishonor truth? Why do we allow those who want to win by any means possible anywhere near government positions? Have we turned into a nation of self-flagellating masochists?

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    Ontman  over 5 years ago

    By the time this is all over I think Donnie will know what hostile really is.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I’m STILL waiting for a reasonable and credible response from the Republicans to one simple question: “If Trump is 100% INNOCENT, like he claims, WHY is he SO terrified about sitting down with Mueller or even a Congressional Committee and ANSWERING THEIR QUESTIONS honestly and truthfully?” If he’s innocent, he should have NOTHING TO HIDE, right???

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 5 years ago

    “The TRUTH shall set you free!” Only not in Putin’s Punk Tяaitor Tяump’s case…

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 5 years ago

    trumps gift.. is that he is fast with his tongue.. his trouble.. his brain can not keep up.. so thing come out of his mouth without due thought..

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    amethyst52 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    If you always tell the truth, you don’t have to keep your stories straight.

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