Actually aliens are running a bypass here and have to destroy Earth.
You wouldn’t notice it exploded until eight minutes after. So he’s making it up.
If only, Ruben. If only.
“Larry’s Bar” across the street is having an all-you-can-drink-and-eat buffet tonight!
Hmmm, if you know the Sun exploded, it’s already too late. Best you could do is say, “The Sun exploded eight minutes ago”.
The “Hammered Henchmen” Happy Hour might be closer so maybe they could get there for one last shot.
Doctor: Your test results came back. I have bad news and worse news.
Patient: What’s the bad news.
Doctor: The test results say you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: But what could possibly be the worse news?!
Doctor: Well… I was supposed to tell you this yesterday.
Secretary: The Ghost of Larry Niven is on line one, demanding an “inspired by” credit for today’s strip… oh, and Larry Niven is on line two, to say he’s not dead.
The opening to “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” slightly adapted.
8 light minutes is the speed and time it takes for light to reach us. The explosion of the sun won’t take such a short time to reach us.
August 09, 2014
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 5 years ago
Actually aliens are running a bypass here and have to destroy Earth.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 5 years ago
You wouldn’t notice it exploded until eight minutes after. So he’s making it up.
tim.lowell about 5 years ago
If only, Ruben. If only.
Indianapolis Smith about 5 years ago
“Larry’s Bar” across the street is having an all-you-can-drink-and-eat buffet tonight!
Packratjohn Premium Member about 5 years ago
Hmmm, if you know the Sun exploded, it’s already too late. Best you could do is say, “The Sun exploded eight minutes ago”.
Rev Phnk Ey about 5 years ago
The “Hammered Henchmen” Happy Hour might be closer so maybe they could get there for one last shot.
dougsathome about 5 years ago
Doctor: Your test results came back. I have bad news and worse news.
Patient: What’s the bad news.
Doctor: The test results say you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: But what could possibly be the worse news?!
Doctor: Well… I was supposed to tell you this yesterday.
David Rickard Premium Member about 5 years ago
Secretary: The Ghost of Larry Niven is on line one, demanding an “inspired by” credit for today’s strip… oh, and Larry Niven is on line two, to say he’s not dead.
willie_mctell about 5 years ago
The opening to “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” slightly adapted.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
8 light minutes is the speed and time it takes for light to reach us. The explosion of the sun won’t take such a short time to reach us.