Jeff Danziger for November 15, 2018

“I have always relied on the blindness of voters.”

Lindsey light loafers? And yes, he does spin like a top from half-way decent to total jerk, the party pulls his string.

Lindsay Graham’s conscience died and was buried along with his friend and mentor, John McCain, with whom I disagreed on many, many issues but who had least had moral consistency.

Great! Thanks for reminding me. Our WAFFLE iron broke Sunday. Gonna get a new one.

His position is whatever is most politically expedient for him.

Clutching her pearls: “LAWSY, Ah declare, all of y’alls questions are bringin’ on a case of the vapahas! Someone fetch me mah faintin’ couch before ah SWOON!”

Lindsey, becoming a Trump Toady, has soiled his reputation.

Back during the primaries, Graham commented (in public) “If you want to make America great again, tell Donald Trump to go to hell.” (A more intelligent, and more honest, phrasing would be “If you want to KEEP America great, tell Trump to go to hell.”) Then Graham started playing golf with Trump and caught his Krap Krock Koward disease. To be treated with OJ: Obstruct Justice. And, of course, the waffles……

Poor Miss Lindsey Graham! Never met a heel too high or a martini too strong

Oh my, Perfect rendering of Miss Lindsey ♥