Close to Home by John McPherson for October 23, 2018

Uriah, you’re in a HEEP of trouble now!

The black widow spider and praying mantis will be along shortly. They just have to finish their meals.

When that forty days and forty nights of rain began, you can bet the weatherman said it was going to be sunny and nice all day that day—which proves that even then they got it wrong most of the time.

Whoa! . . . There was no Uriah on the ark.

And where in the book of Genesis does it say that those pairs of animals were married?

Please, can somebody get them to put on pants???

And just btw, the little alien did come alone…so to speak.

Uriah??? It was Shem, Ham, and Japheth! :-)

Looks like the little alien hitched a ride on the ark.

Little alien couldn’t get on because he didn’t have a partner. I guess his name is Bleeb, although I prefer Little Alien Dude.

Is that a GOAT?????????????? :)

Either Japheth, Shem or Ham.

Not any of the Uriah’s.