Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for October 10, 2018

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    cat19632001  over 5 years ago

    Now if it were me being informed by my cats about a toy they’d lost under something, I’d be getting down on my knees or flat on my stomach and using my hands or a broom to fish out said lost toy. While being watched intently by the cats to make sure I got it. There is no rainbow fridging allowed in my house.

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    T_Lexi  over 5 years ago

    #yardstickfishing #kidnappedbydustbunnies

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    keltii  over 5 years ago

    meanwhile there are hundreds of other toys, and 50 more under the couch

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    ptnjbrown  over 5 years ago

    Mittens, find her favorite jewelry and make it disappear under the fridge. She will find a way to get both out.

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    skipper1992  over 5 years ago

    One of Ember’s favorite toys, oddly, comes from inside the fridge. Every morning I top off my wife’s water bottle with ice and I occasionally drop an ice cube on the floor. Ember will sit and wait for one to fall, then bat it around the kitchen … until it starts to melt, anyway.

    We do have the rainbow couch, though. Our cleaning lady is always finding their toys under there, which is why the cats have a complex relationship with her. She is the finder of the lost toys, but they don’t understand her when she talks to them because she doesn’t speak English. Also, Ember’s not much of a people person in general.

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    bookworm0812  over 5 years ago

    Why not just get a broom handle and get it out? And I’m sure you could find someone to help you move the fridge, Catmom. I mean, don’t you ever clean under there?

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    Lily.spokescat  over 5 years ago

    In my kitchen, the rainbow fridge is an immovable object, and I am not the unstoppable force.

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    mountaingreenery.  over 5 years ago

    It might be worth calling Drunk Patty to help move the fridge, and rescue mousy from a cruel fate. I suspect Mitty won’t let you hear the end of it otherwise. #Afridgetoofar.

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    efwjso (Sue)  over 5 years ago

    Our boys would carry on and make such a fuss that a “slide” under the fridge with a broom handle or yardstick would almost always free the offending toy. My poor knees remember it well. Ow!

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