FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 15, 2018

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    Adiraiju  over 5 years ago

    Yeah, if you shove the Q-tip in so far it ruptures your eardrum!

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 5 years ago

    If it were classical music, I’d go with the climax of Pyotr Tchaikovsy’s “1812 Overture.”

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Actually, listening to music that loud with headphones would be likely to produce even more earwax.

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    Wilde Bill  over 5 years ago

    Earwax dissolved along with most of his brain.

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    jpayne4040  over 5 years ago

    The earwax is gone, as well as his hearing!

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    derdave969  over 5 years ago

    Was in an audio store once. A guy was buying a speaker to replace one his son fried while listening through ear phones.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 5 years ago

    After one concert Meatloaf noticed his ears were bleeding. Started wearing ear protection.

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    He forgot to check for possible side effects.

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    BiathlonNut  over 5 years ago

    Why is it that people who listen to rock mus… er noise play it so loud that it pollutes the peace for everybody around them?

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    bookworm0812  over 5 years ago

    Eew.

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    Surly Squirrel Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Most Michael Bay movies i.e. Transformers, Armageddon etc. KaBoom! Explosions!

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    Rush Strong Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The opening bars of ‘Also Sprach Zarathustra’ (a.k.a. ‘the 2001 theme’.Or take a tip from the poster on the wall and go with the Jaws theme . . .

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    jimmeh  over 5 years ago

    Tinnitus candidate. When he can’t sleep because his ears are ringing, he won’t think the volume was so wonderful.

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