FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 05, 2018

Hate to burst your bubble, Jason…

since when did Paige say twenty-five thousand instead of just zero point twenty-five, Jason?

I think you misplaced that decimal point, Jason. Aren’t you supposed to be the math whiz here?

“Oh, a full thousand now? Golly you’re generous!”

Examples of synthetic polymers include nylon, polyethylene, polyester, Teflon, and epoxy.

I imagine a warning label will state: “Do not swallow”.

Weather balloon sized bubbles? That would be fun. But I’ll have to shave before blowing one.

I wouldn’t trust an experimental anything!

I wouldn’t take anything from Jason. It will probably turn her teeth black.

This could be an offshoot of the condom industry.

She can’t actually trust him, can she? Thought she knew better!

You ruined it, Jason. She was actually going to try it.

I wouldn’t eat anything Jason gave me!

How about a bag of dimes…right upside his head?

Better not Paige.