Clay Jones for September 23, 2018

He will figure out how to insult every one with the tweet

President to text, amuse and disgust the entire nation all at once.

The Twit Tweets…

Stormy with mushrooms?

How do I block that…I have trust issues.

Thanks, Clay! I’m sure most Americans hope they never receive a real dick pic from LITTLE Donny!

selfie?

Can we twit back and tell Trump how much he is disliked?

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY ALERT! DEMOCRATS ARE LEADING IN THE POLLS! VOTE REPUBLICAN! THIS IS NOT A TEST!

This is so we’ll all know how Stormy felt when she pulled down his tighty whities and laid eyes on it.

Now everyone with a cell phone will get “Witch Hunt” texts at 2:00 am from the Liar in Chief. Yea, this was a great idea!

I don’t really want our nation’s communication’s system corrupted or hacked (especially considering what #presidenttaserface has done to it) but I’d love to see someone send this comic nationwide instead of what Mr. Donald is likely to do.

That will give Trump some leverage with North Korea and Iran.

Delete….

I wonder how many times his staff had to threaten to tackle him if he so much as referenced the whole “Toad” thing?

https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/senate-democrats-investigate-a-new-allegation-of-sexual-misconduct-from-the-supreme-court-nominee-brett-kavanaughs-college-years-deborah-ramirez

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Russian state TV goes into overdrive defending Trump’s genitalia: ‘Stormy’s expectations are unreasonably high’

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https://www.rawstory.com/2018/09/russian-state-tv-goes-overdrive-defending-trumps-genitalia-stormys-expectations-unreasonably-high/

Michael Avenatti says that he has a third victim.

Steven King says Kavanaugh looks like “Chester the Molester”.

The text will come through FEMA so it shouldn’t be anything outlandish. As long as checks and balances stay in place we should be safe from a texter in chief. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-fcc-alert-system/