No, Bub, you did not. Now send Junior into the house to start running hot water for a bath and throw in some bubble bath & a loofah. Find one of those scented candles, light it, and put it next to the tub. Then YOU wake your wife up and tell her everything’s ready for her inside. And be helpful.
Yakety Sax over 5 years ago
Out like a candle in a hurricane!
Ink blot Premium Member over 5 years ago
It’s dangerous — potentially deadly dangerous — to recline your seat in a moving vehicle. Don’t do it! Please don’t do it.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago
No, Bub, you did not. Now send Junior into the house to start running hot water for a bath and throw in some bubble bath & a loofah. Find one of those scented candles, light it, and put it next to the tub. Then YOU wake your wife up and tell her everything’s ready for her inside. And be helpful.
Nachikethass over 5 years ago
Poor Betty! Let her sleep, Bub – leave the door ajar, put a pillow under her head and a cover if necessary…
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago
Sleeping is okay, but not moving around is not okay.