The Barn by Ralph Hagen for September 10, 2018

I liked "lumber’ better. It gives such ground for thought. What is Rikki going to build? Where? Why? Who is Rikki anyway?

Rory is gifted that way, Karl.

Don’t worry Rory….there’s a bathroom on the right!

“Excuse me while I kiss this guy….”

forever changed in my mind now when I hear that song.

I can top that. “Sombody’s Knockin,” Terri Gibbs. The words are blue eyes and blue jeans. Until someone told me the correct words, I thought she was singing rising blue jeans. Couldn’t figure out how someone could get away with that. ;)

For the karaoke track he is singing to: https://soundcloud.com/omnibusmedia-karaoketracks/rikki-dont-lose-that-number

“I’ve got two chickens to paralyze…”

“The girl with colitis goes by…”

“Ain’t nothing but a fart hey, ain’t nothing but a meat steak…”

“Hold me closer, Tony Danza…”

If Henry Mancini didn’t compose it, I probably never heard it. Sorry, Rory.

I buried Paul…

This will make you cry.

https://www.nme.com/blogs/nme-blogs/misheard-song-lyrics-6787

Slow down for Walter, The fire engine guy.