Tom Toles for September 02, 2018

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    DD Wiz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Paper towels to mop up flood waters. The massive failure and the cost in human lives is Comrade TRUMPovich’s Katrina. heckuva job, Trumpy.

    Aside from the sheer incompetence of someone utterly unqualified for an office he did not legitimately win — he can’t even manage relief efforts in Texas or Florida that actually voted for him; how can anyone expect him to give the slightest damn about Hawaii that voted against him or Puerto Rico in which U.S. citizens, while on the island, cannot vote in presidential elections at all — he does not care about those with brown skin who speak Spanish anyway.

    While it is true that Puerto Ricans cannot vote for president while on the island, they are U.S. citizens and can travel freely anywhere in the U.S. without even a passport. And the instant they resettle on the mainland, these U.S. citizens are IMMEDIATELY eligible to vote in any election. And hundreds of thousands of them have fled the devastation of their island home and have moved and resettled in the swing state of FLORIDA where they can vote this November and again in 2020.

    Sow the wind, Mr fake “president,” reap the whirlwind … or hurricane.

    Karma is only a bitch if you are. Mr fake “president,” YOU ARE.

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    Dtroutma  over 5 years ago

    He should wash out his mouth.

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    Daeder  over 5 years ago

    “It was a tremendous response! No one gets rid of undesirables by the thousands like I do! Believe me!”

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 5 years ago

    What a poor excuse for a human being. And I’ll bet his “Pro Life” followers don’t care either!

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    GreggW Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Heckuva job, clownie.

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    DonnyTwoScoops  over 5 years ago

    If only Puerto Rico was a swing state with electoral votes, the Trump Administration would have personally rowed small boats there to help.

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    Ontman  over 5 years ago

    I remember missing a day of golf for the paper towel toss.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “It’s not like they are AMERICAN CITIZENS, or anything like that…”

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    Hickory  over 5 years ago

    Someone should have told him the islanders are actually white people with suntans. Think of how many lives that might have saved.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    Crooked liar Trump has all kinds of superlatives for his destructive racist thieving failing admin.

    50% of Americans would like impeachment proceedings to begin.

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    comixbomix  over 5 years ago

    He couldn’t even spell “fantastik” correktly…

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    AndrewSihler  over 5 years ago

    “Fantastic” as in, “Of, or pertaining to, fantasy”.

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    ForALaugh Premium Member over 5 years ago

    It doesn’t take much soap to wash those tiny hands.

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Pontius Trump!

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    Kip W  over 5 years ago

    We elected him and that was the bounty.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    Impeachment will be the quicker picker upper.

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    aerilim  over 5 years ago

    I live in Puerto Rico and as a puertorrican l think we got a very big fund response to our big tragedy, It wasn’t as fast as we would like it to be but hell, it was huge. Even for us who don’t pay any federal taxes. So, thank you U.S.A. for your support. I hope someday we will become a state.

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