I never have understood why Americans accept that the richest 0.1% need trillions of dollars in tax cuts, yet it’s OK that people have to beg in the streets to pay for something like chemotherapy.
3 eight ounce bottles of semi-filtrated ground water for your irradiated co-worker: $2 million US.
2 five-lb. tanks of nutrients to feed directly into your oxygen-starved brain: $150 million US.
One steam-powered, cybernetic limb to replace the arm you lost trying to steal a car battery: $99 million US.
One kinetic-powered eye moisturizer to cover your lidless orb after being doused with acid by that one Jehovah’s Witness who thought you dressed too tartly. million US.
One Amazon Kindle Fire: Actually, I think one of you killed a guy for it.
The Future You Would Have Had Had Your Ancestors Not Been Total Dongs: Priceless and Irreplaceable.
S&C = Dismayed&Depressed over 5 years ago
Whoa…. Is this our future??…. The one where the current *resident uses a nuclear war to distract from his inevitable legal indictments?
Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago
It’s the Republican DREAM!!!
pamela welch Premium Member over 5 years ago
Scary-looking future – I certainly hope you’re wrong Matt
Striped Cat over 5 years ago
^@Wolf isn’t it funny how these “free market capitalists” just love their government bailouts and subsidies?
kfccanada over 5 years ago
Weep? He’d probably run like hhhhhhhhhheeeeellllllllll!
GaryCooper over 5 years ago
I never have understood why Americans accept that the richest 0.1% need trillions of dollars in tax cuts, yet it’s OK that people have to beg in the streets to pay for something like chemotherapy.
garcalej over 5 years ago
3 eight ounce bottles of semi-filtrated ground water for your irradiated co-worker: $2 million US.
2 five-lb. tanks of nutrients to feed directly into your oxygen-starved brain: $150 million US.
One steam-powered, cybernetic limb to replace the arm you lost trying to steal a car battery: $99 million US.
One kinetic-powered eye moisturizer to cover your lidless orb after being doused with acid by that one Jehovah’s Witness who thought you dressed too tartly. million US.
One Amazon Kindle Fire: Actually, I think one of you killed a guy for it.
The Future You Would Have Had Had Your Ancestors Not Been Total Dongs: Priceless and Irreplaceable.