Jeff Stahler for August 23, 2018

And topping the chars again this week is “Woodward and Bernstein’s Greatest Hits”!

That book in the cartoon is way too thin. I’m betting the actual book Mueller is going to be releasing will be thicker than the Oxford English Dictionary and provide massive troves of information that will be at least as compelling — and shocking — as the audio tapes were to Nixon.

And when the Democrats control the House and start their investigations, by the time it gets to a trial in the Senate, the evidence will be so overwhelming, and the electoral tide so compelling, even Republican senators will vote to convict as they face their own elections in 2020 (with memories of the 2018 blue wave fresh in their minds). And in 2020, opposite of 2018, it will be REPUBLICANS who are defending the most toss-up seats and will be most vulnerable.

Pardon me? Oh, pardon them all. Making America Great Again by pardoning criminals and punishing people by taking security clearances away from them because they don’t kiss his @$$. See what happens when nobody spanks a spoiled three-year-old for misbehaving. Republican Congress, I’m looking at you.

I like how the evil light of Trump magic comes out of the book and goes right through his head.

By definition “Witch Hunt” means that there are only innocent people being pursued so how can it be a witch hunt if there are actually guilty people?

The pretties will get you, you witches.

Republicans have dragged us back to the 1692 witch trials.

If that’s Trump’s, given his linguistic talents, shouldn’t that book be with a “B”?

If the book was the president’s B*******, it would just be a list of the Republican members of Congress.