Have I had therapy? I went to a yoga class once. Dylan Moran
At any Maroon 5 concert, you’ll see a room backstage marked ‘yoga.’ Adam Levine
Yoga is the most boring exercise. It’s for people who are too lazy to get on the elliptical. Bikram, where they heat up the room to mimic India’s climate, is especially stupid. People in India are not skinny because they’re doing yoga in 105-degree rooms; they’re skinny because there’s no food. Noureen DeWulf
I’m a hard worker, very driven, and have never expected anything to come easily. My yoga, a great rejuvenator, helped me to live down my image – this sex symbol thing. It helps me connect with myself. Raquel Welch
Surely if God had meant us to do yoga, he would have put our heads behind our knees. Rod Stewart
chris_weaver over 5 years ago
He’s got the Drunken Sprawl position down pat!
sandpiper over 5 years ago
I’ve been there so long I don’t remember the me I used to see in the mirror
Iron Pounder over 5 years ago
Hey, Couch Potatoes of the World unite! We don’t have to take this kind of abuse.
joegee over 5 years ago
“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. "
Redd Foxx
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 5 years ago
Those who remain in there are gas tolerant. Leave them to themselves.
Yakety Sax over 5 years ago
Have I had therapy? I went to a yoga class once. Dylan Moran
At any Maroon 5 concert, you’ll see a room backstage marked ‘yoga.’ Adam Levine
Yoga is the most boring exercise. It’s for people who are too lazy to get on the elliptical. Bikram, where they heat up the room to mimic India’s climate, is especially stupid. People in India are not skinny because they’re doing yoga in 105-degree rooms; they’re skinny because there’s no food. Noureen DeWulf
I’m a hard worker, very driven, and have never expected anything to come easily. My yoga, a great rejuvenator, helped me to live down my image – this sex symbol thing. It helps me connect with myself. Raquel Welch
Surely if God had meant us to do yoga, he would have put our heads behind our knees. Rod Stewart