I admit to having worn a tie several times, but my belief is that ties restrict circulation to the brain. I’ve had several supervisors that confirmed that belief.
Ties. An invention from eons ago when a man upset a woman and she figured making as many men as possible wear a noose around their necks for eternity would be the best revenge ever.
sexist comment beware! – only a female type person would think that hanging a piece of material around the neck of a male type person would somehow make the male person more ‘attractive’, ‘business like’, ‘commanding’ etc. – the only one that would believe the female type person is the male type person – the ONLY thing a necktie is good for is as a substitute for a nose ring – as in ‘leading them around by the nose/neck’. IMHO – neckties are the way of all fashion baloney – strickly madison avenue (small group of people trying to control the larger group of people) at work in trying to take your money by using the paranoia of the human ‘WANT’ gene. want to be cool, want to be a part of the heard, want to be superior, want to fit in, etc. etc. etc. :)
sandpiper over 5 years ago
Herb Tarlek lives
BearsDown Premium Member over 5 years ago
Because “noose” is so off-putting.
mattro65 over 5 years ago
I admit to having worn a tie several times, but my belief is that ties restrict circulation to the brain. I’ve had several supervisors that confirmed that belief.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 5 years ago
Bow ties rock.
bikamper over 5 years ago
The corporate leash.
"It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member over 5 years ago
Ties. An invention from eons ago when a man upset a woman and she figured making as many men as possible wear a noose around their necks for eternity would be the best revenge ever.
Saddenedby Premium Member over 5 years ago
sexist comment beware! – only a female type person would think that hanging a piece of material around the neck of a male type person would somehow make the male person more ‘attractive’, ‘business like’, ‘commanding’ etc. – the only one that would believe the female type person is the male type person – the ONLY thing a necktie is good for is as a substitute for a nose ring – as in ‘leading them around by the nose/neck’. IMHO – neckties are the way of all fashion baloney – strickly madison avenue (small group of people trying to control the larger group of people) at work in trying to take your money by using the paranoia of the human ‘WANT’ gene. want to be cool, want to be a part of the heard, want to be superior, want to fit in, etc. etc. etc. :)