Randolph Itch, 2 a.m. by Tom Toles for January 15, 2019

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    danketaz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Well, knock on wood then.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The silicone ones feel like wood too, or so I hear.

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    Kip W  over 5 years ago

    Mourning wood.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  over 5 years ago

    As Pinocchio sang when he found out Gepetto was carving him a girl friend; “Oh, wooden……”. Oops; family site. You’ll have to figure it from there.

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    fuzzybritches  over 5 years ago

    There needs to be a quote from Young Frankenstein here . . . but as has been noted, this is a family site.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I got nothing…

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