Tom Toles for August 13, 2018

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    DD Wiz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    If Comrade TRUMPski McBonespurs messes with Mueller, that draft-dodger has picked a fight with the wrong Bronze Star (with “V” for Valor) / Purple Heart war hero.

    Robert Mueller volunteered, went to Vietnam, and was a highly decorated war hero.

    Trump avoided Vietnam by claiming “bone spurs” (although he had been active in college sports and playing soldier at military school) but supported the war as long as someone else was sent to die in his place.

    Trump, who has been a Democrat, Independent, Libertarian and only recently hijacked a RepubliCON party of gullible suckers who easily welcomed his snake oil scams, has a long history of lying.

    Mueller is a life-long Republican with an impeccable reputation as a straight shooter and has never been caught in dishonesty or scandal of any kind.

    In a long history as a prosecutor and head of the FBI, Mueller has never been caught in any wrongdoing.

    Trump has repeatedly been sued for fraud and was denied a Las Vegas casino permit based on moral grounds.

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    Daeder  over 5 years ago

    Il Douche would purger himself if Mueller asked him what his favorite color was!

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The only way the Rump will talk with Mueller is if he is subpoenaed, and then there will be a lot more resistance.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Sounds pretty damn accurate to me…

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    Jason Allen  over 5 years ago

    No, Trump would accidentally say something stupid like say to make it out directly to yet another woman he has to pay off or to make it out for 4 times the amount allowed by law.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    Question two: How bigly innocent am I?

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 5 years ago

    No, all the questions are the same, Q 2-20: “Where do I make out a check for your re-election campaign?”. To which, Trumpie replies: Aw, I didn’t know you cared so much.".

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago
    Please note how ACCURATE this list is…

    https://ratical.org/ratville/CAH/fasci14chars.html

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    AndrewSihler  over 5 years ago

    Campaign fund? Trump is wicked rich, he funded his campaign out of pocket.

    Oh, wait . . . .

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    Godfreydaniel  over 5 years ago

    From Trump’s approved list of questions: “What does the dog say? What does the cat say? What does the cow say?” (And Trump wouldn’t get any of them right, although I have to admit he would give it a good try for the third question: “You leave my first wife out of this!”)

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    MartinPerry1  over 5 years ago

    Best line I’ve ever heard from Fox News: “Why doesn’t the President just not lie?”

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