Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 12, 2018

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  over 5 years ago

    Fix up the slums so the view from the castle is more pleasant.

    (Or raze the slums, but then who’s going to do the work?)

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    B UTTONS  over 5 years ago

    That would be Capitol Hill, where they flush their stuff down on the common people

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    sandpiper  over 5 years ago

    When thinking of reasons to move, stick to the basics

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Well, actually a King would want that kind of view – of the slums – as he lives in obscene wealth. Better to keep watch over the “slaves” who produce that wealth via “taxes”. Compares well with Capital Hill, some say? Calls to mind the idea of Emperor Trump surveying his “land holdings”, some say? Quite right!

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    joefearsnothing  over 5 years ago

    I’m gonna add using one of those bidet thingies to my “bucket/can list”!Doesn’t have to be golden! ;o]

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    Great Wizard Nala  over 5 years ago

    Actually, you should remember that Trump had his holdins before he ran!

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 5 years ago

    One if BIDET, two if by KNIGHT… wait for the lanterns bright! :>)

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