Peter, it’s time to just give up. You will never be a sports star. If you can’t get on a football team that lost key players and is willing to take anyone, you will NEVER EVER play sports in your lifetime.
Our AD had a policy that anyone who came out, regardless of the sport, all four years and stayed would letter their Senior year if they hadn’t earned a letter before that. It was a good policy that at least rewarded the person’s perseverance.
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
you could become a bench warmer, Peter
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
Won’t he have to sit out a year if he transfers? Fortunate for the other team.
Nyckname over 5 years ago
The apple didn’t fall far from the tree with this one.
JohnB54 over 5 years ago
He could play End, Guard, and Tackle… Set at the End of the bench, Guard the water bucket, and Tackle anyone that gets close to it.
Bargrove over 5 years ago
There is a song about his new position….“Water boy…..”
josh_bisbee over 5 years ago
Peter, it’s time to just give up. You will never be a sports star. If you can’t get on a football team that lost key players and is willing to take anyone, you will NEVER EVER play sports in your lifetime.
Ray_C over 5 years ago
He might do really well on the debate team! The chess team, though? Not so sure.
Numbnumb over 5 years ago
He will be the replacement when there are NO other replacements left!
Gary Fabian over 5 years ago
Put him on the Special, special team. He would have to ride in the short bus to the away games (I know this sounds awful, but I write what I know).
JD'Huntsville'AL over 5 years ago
What about special teams, coach? Maybe he can kick his way onto the team.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
He needs to work in a weight room for year then come back. Also study American Football.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 5 years ago
Our AD had a policy that anyone who came out, regardless of the sport, all four years and stayed would letter their Senior year if they hadn’t earned a letter before that. It was a good policy that at least rewarded the person’s perseverance.