Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 06, 2018

When is Andy’s alcohol intake abnormal? When Flo’s purse or Andy’s buddies’ wallets don’t have enough money for two people.

There’s a little too much blood in his alcohol stream.

What’s he got to live for except more drinking?

As the great philosopher Willie Nelson said: “There’s more old drunks than there are old doctors.”

1 of my best musician buddies had a stroke from too much drinking! He was an Elvis impersonator & now he doesn’t remember me or doing Elvis!!

I am surprised that Andy doesn’t look like Norm Peterson.

I’ve drunk to yer health in the pubs ,

I’ve drunk to yer health in me home ,

I wonder who would win a drinking contest between Andy Capp, Otis Campbell, Barney Gumble, and Captain Haddock?