Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 20, 2018

Jedi Chiropractor: Patient – “My back really hurts today”; Darth – “Your back feels better”; Patient – “My back feels better”

More like “The Empire Strikes Backs”

….cos if he’s gonna make a living one client won’t suffice.

But he’ll get more business offering a softer touch…..

“The Empire Strokes Backs.”

Have they ever done a Star Trek joke? I’ve seen two Star Wars ones that always give me a chuckle, but I haven’t seen a Star Trek one.

Take care and God bless.

You’ll find your lack of pain relieving.

Heck, I don’t have a good joke, I just want this for real.

Hey, you rub people the wrong way and they will be Sithing with rage!