Jeff Danziger for July 03, 2018

He would never personally get close enough to any danger to punch it in the face.

He was actually in third grade?

I think he audited for a week.

His hands are too tiny for punching.

And that was Donnie’s workout for the week. Got to keep in ‘shape’ you know.

Resist the Republican destruction of American and human values.

But GOD FORBID that he gets too close to a Bald Eagle…

Actually, HE was punched in the face FAR too many times. Or maybe dropped on his head. That’s why he has such debilitating brain damage.

he actually punched his music teacher in the face as a child

I’d like to see trump in a fist fight. Everybody has a plan until they get hit in the face. Wouldn’t be hard to take trump down, though. He’s as big a coward as they come.

Remember, he said that he’d run (chuckle) right into a school during a shooting incident (Haw-Haw!) and take out the shooter bare-handed! (GUFFAW!!) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! OH GAWD, IT HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD!!!

Think we need an updated Celebrity Deathmatch. His ‘weapons’, lawyers and well, hiding. And his tweet phone.

Warning: Loose child in White House playing with nukes.

I bet he was the biggest bully in third grade…. and after.

If Trump had gone to ‘Nam as a “butter bar”, or even NCO squad leader, he’d have gotten himself fragged in under three days. That’s his real “leader of men” disposition, and cowardice.

Trump is having an immediate impact on our country. He is forcefully taking away rights from anyone who is not like him

Can you imagine the teeny tiny tweezers a surgeon would need to put together any of the 27 bones in Donnie’s hand if he ever did punched someone?

Conservative icon George Will sums up Trump quite nicely: Trump is what he is, a floundering, inarticulate jumble of gnawing insecurities and not-at-all compensating vanities, which is pathetic.

Why am I imagining this with the “Batman” style “POW”, “BIFF”, Ka-TRUMP" effects? Or is he more of a “Don Martin” type “SPLORT”, “TACO”, “CHEEZE”, “FLABBBB” …

It might be easier for him to name everyone he doesn’t want to punch in the face.