Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 12, 2018

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Most guys I know never wore sunscreen anyway, so that wouldn’t make any difference.

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    b.m.razzilla  almost 6 years ago

    The beach is full of ZZ Top impersonators…

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Stop staring at your phone, Sherlock.

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    santa72404  almost 6 years ago

    Dude the beard abides!

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      almost 6 years ago

    The answer is around you, bub.

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    enigmamz  almost 6 years ago

    So, women don’t buy sunscreen? Metrosexuals don’t, either? Guys who don’t like long beards?

    Repeat to self: It’s just a cartoon – I should really just relax~! **
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    htenhoeve  almost 6 years ago

    Relax, that’s the point

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 6 years ago

    Half albino, half lobster.

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    redback  almost 6 years ago

    nobody said the hair in the chest has to grow on the chest

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    rob  almost 6 years ago

    Do hipsters even go to the beach?

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    Randall Weaver Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    When did all these 20-somethings come down out of the mountains? Now they’re all down here in civilization, walking around with hairy faces and crumbs in their beards. But one thing each of them is sure of – “I am hip.” (I won’t mention the tattoo that each of them sports to show individuality.)

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Funny – those don’t look like baseball relief pitchers…

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    The beard is back!

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    AndreaR  almost 6 years ago

    Sand fleas, rejoice!

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