B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 10, 2018

…Not to mention how many birds have pooped on them.

For those special flavors.

Think how many billions of bacteria are doing the same thing right now in your mouth, throat, stomach, intestines,…

Mark Twain said he never drank water because fish fornicate in it. Now I can’t eat greens as well.

Just keep in mind all the suffering little critters on th ground who have to endure YOUR golden showers and worse. And all that while trying to keep from getting stomped upon.

Birth of a carnivore?

Take that, you vegetarians.

We always rinse our newly picked greens with water before we eat them. But, I did learn in Asia, that lots of bugs are also edible as protein.

Another cycle of body function jibes?

Whole Foods is marking them as salad fixings with special sauce like of like asparagus water.

The cartoon and responses are WONderful: and it’s only SIX AM!! I’ll be back later this afternoon after work to see just how good it has gotten!! :-)

Or how many spiders you’re eating.

At first, I thought it should have been “fed on them”, but then I realized that spiders do not eat plants. Since they don’t eat plants and would have merely eaten their food on them, then what would it matter if I ate the plant. As long as the spider has finished and left the vicinity.

Only a marketing problem.. the birth of salad dressing.

“Many parts of a pine tree are edible.” E. Gibbons

Eat your salads kids.