I believe in a life sentence with the possibility of parole in 25 years for those who confuse “their”, “there”, and “they’re”. I also believe in a 10 year sentence for those who say, “could care less” when they mean “couldn’t care less”. Let’s get these laws on the books!
mommavamp almost 6 years ago
Misplaced apostrophes! That’s a real crime.
Fred almost 6 years ago
I couldn’t find the town of Grammar on any maps. I’m not sure there is a police force to belong in….
Rev Phnk Ey almost 6 years ago
And ride your colon to the scene?
pekenpug almost 6 years ago
Wipe your hands first, Horace; you’re getting the steering wheel sticky.
scyphi26 almost 6 years ago
You know, I try to avoid being a grammar nazi myself…but I’d admit that I’d probably enjoy doing a job such as that. :P
Gent almost 6 years ago
You can be the grammar cavalry, horsie.
Cerabooge almost 6 years ago
No quotes around “Ten hyphen four”?
Perkycat almost 6 years ago
You would keep pretty busy at GoComics every day, Horace.
dosbears Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Punctuation should be inside the quotes. Especially when it’s part of the quote, like here with “There’s a typo on the storefront nearby!”
Argythree almost 6 years ago
@DOSBEARS: You are correct, officer, sir!!!
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I believe in a life sentence with the possibility of parole in 25 years for those who confuse “their”, “there”, and “they’re”. I also believe in a 10 year sentence for those who say, “could care less” when they mean “couldn’t care less”. Let’s get these laws on the books!
Fastfur07 almost 6 years ago
Me, I’m a punctuation officer. “3rd and Pine! We have a comma splice AND a misused apostrophe!”“I’m on it.” wee ooo wee ooo