A man walks into a bar. Sees the bartender playing a game of chess with a dog. The dog would wag its tail when it made a good move and bark when it gave check. Man says to the bartender, “Say, that’s a pretty smart dog you got there.” The bartender says, “He ain’t that smart. I beat him three out of five so far.”
Enter.Name.Here almost 6 years ago
They shouldn’t have installed that bark recognition software the same day they installed their speech-to-text app.
Olddog1 almost 6 years ago
Neither do a lot of people. Well done, kiddo.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 6 years ago
His grandmother would be proud.
jpayne4040 almost 6 years ago
And the dumb kid really thinks his dog wrote him a letter!
cubswin2016 almost 6 years ago
Jojo should send that letter to the grammar police.
WaitingMan almost 6 years ago
A man walks into a bar. Sees the bartender playing a game of chess with a dog. The dog would wag its tail when it made a good move and bark when it gave check. Man says to the bartender, “Say, that’s a pretty smart dog you got there.” The bartender says, “He ain’t that smart. I beat him three out of five so far.”
StoicLion1973 almost 6 years ago
Either Mortimer is borrowing tech from Bug-a-boo (Crunchy’s dog) or Dad is having fun with his kids.
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I am hoping that Dad is having fun with the kids here and that Mortimer is not becoming the next Snug-a-Boo.
I do like that Jojo caught the improper usage. :)
sufamelico almost 6 years ago
@TO ALL, Did some of you here missed the part ; “I know your safe” instead of “I know you are safe” ?