Jane's World by Paige Braddock for May 25, 2018

I refuse to rationalize pie as a salad. Pie is pie and I’m ready to dive in head-first

So a peach cobbler is almost a Cobb salad?

For future reference, Paige: “Crouton.”

Tarantino, are you listening?

This is MOST excellent news!!

I’m quite ready to move on from the junk food storyline.

Since there is no story, you might as well move on anyway.