In Security by Bea R. for May 17, 2018

What version the Bible does Ellie read?

Yeah Charlene, well sales-people hate you too, and people in general hate your husband! XD

Sedine left out “Outspoken” and “Opinionated.” ✨

This is like ”The Brady Bunch Movie,” where architect Mike Brady keeps designing the same house for his clients over and over again.

Sure, it’s a nice house, but not necessarily what you wanted. ✨

By the way, “Cell-Your-La-La” is a double pun on “Cellular” and “Shangri-La,” the utopian paradise depicted in both the 1933 novel and later film versions of James Hilton’s ”Lost Horizon” …

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Horizon

I wonder if Ellie is afraid of mice and rats? It really would fit into her love of cats, I bet in her version there are no cats in Hell, leaving the place infested with rodents and hell-hound to chase nothing except sinners! XD

Ellie has two good points to her argument.

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And she talks good, too.

“Uh – just how does it do that, miss?”

Ellie isn’t mincing words! I bet that phone leaves coffee stains on table cloths, too!

Ellie, animals don’t count, unless the human kills them because it enjoys doing it.

Okay, Ellie, what do you really think about the phone?

Yikes, how did Ellie get to be the manager of the store with that kind of behavior? Was the person that hired her too enamored with her blond curls and curvy body to see the giant red flags with her personality? And for that matter, why would she work in an industry whose products, when used (or so she believes), kill kittens?

I like Ellie as a person, she seems like she’d be fun to hang out with, but I wouldn’t want to be her coworker with her crazy outlook on life. I think I’d end up pulling my own hair out in frustration XD

That phone calls her Shirley and makes her write bad checks.

If that phone is Samsung. Then it will blow up in that guy’s face and he’ll bur forever on earth. XD

(Apologizes to Samsung fans)

Looks like El will need to work double shifts at Chix-N-Wings very soon…

OK, ok, Ellie…I’ll delete the Cat Cannon game app…it is in poor taste, anyway. :-P

Couldn’t help but notice Sedine holds her pinkie up when she sips her tea (or is it coffee?).

Maybe she should consider working for “Animal Cops”…