Tom Toles for May 13, 2018

Toles, you definitely said it far better than I ever could.

Sigh… He just can’t help himself, can he… Maybe if we got him neutered…

To neuter him you would have to arrest and convict him too.

Cowardly Garbage Mouth only produces trash …

SPILLING HIS TRASH – {rhyme}

Trump he opens his trash-cabinet’s door,

and spreads his debris all over the floor.

Lordy!! – there’s much he must answer for. -

- Not much longer will it be before

Mueller completes his clean-up chore.

Then we’ll change the kitchen’s decor; …

… no longer The Donald’s candy store.

{The above is a rhyme of mixed metaphor.}

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I would love to reprimand him with a rolled up news paper.

Shouldn’t his ‘fixer’ be there to clean up the mess? Oh wait. His fixer is now part of the mess.

Fantastic cartoon, especially the drawing! We see the “Bad, Dog!” cornered after trashing justice again.

Guilty Toxic Trump puts up every delay and roadblock he can to slowdown the investigations into his many crimes.

It used to be “his lips are moving” was the cue to lies being told. With Trump, the simple fact he’s breathing means he’s lying in some format, be it speech, tweet, EO’s, or just in his dreams.

Hey, wait. We all know that Obama and Hillary did it, don’t we? That’s Donny’s story and he’s sticking to it!

At the moment, Donny’s dead animal isn’t even sticking to his HEAD—at least not in a high wind!

I’ve been re-reading some of my “Pogo” collections recently: WOW, could we use Walt Kelly nowdays! Or Mark Twain, or Jonathan Swift. or, you know, Ben Franklin or Jesus……..

No dog would ever fail at life as much as the president has.