Steve Benson for May 11, 2018

Better watch it Melania, or Donald might sic ICE on your parents.

Thank you Mr Benson. Funny and sharply to the point.

Frighteningly accurate.

The worst president and first lady in modern American history.

Ya know, Steve, that’s the SINGLE BEST AND MOST ACCURATE PORTRAIT of Trump that I’ve EVER SEEN!!

She better hope she never develops Parkinson’s disease, or he’ll be mocking her every movement during divorce proceedings.

I wonder if Melania has any advice for all the little girls in Slovenia who want to grow up to be just like her.

“The snow was very plentiful, And crumbs were very fewWhen a weather-beaten sparrow Through a mansion window flew.Her eye fell on a golden cage;A sweet love song she heard,Sung by a pet canary there,A handsome yellow bird.He said to her: “Miss Sparrow,I’ve been struck by Cupid’s arrow.Would you share my cage with me?”She looked up at his castle,with its ribbon and its tassel,and in a plaintive tone said she:

“Good-bye, little yellow bird. I’d rather brave the coldOn a leafless treeThan a prisoner beIn a cage of gold.”(song from “The Picture of Dorian Gray”) That’s what Melania should have said…

If it weren’t for first families like this one, we wouldn’t appreciate the good/normal ones as much.

Do the Republicans tell their children that Trump is a good example of a wise leader? Do their children believe them?

With two previous pre-nups in his pocket, pretty sure Melania is pretty trapped.