Jim Morin for April 26, 2018

I hope you got everything you schmoozed for.

Macron should just use Melania’s technique.

Every time Macron says oui, oui. Trump gets excited for a golden shower!

Aaaah… C’est l’amour, Oui? Si, si, c’est très romantique! ♥

Please let Macron take him. PLEASE!

Our socially awkward prez.

Walk through a swimming pool.

That was an embarrassing, disgusting display. I think Macron played along, laughing at him all the while.

He isn’t used to it – Melania won’t let him practice on her anymore. Now he is paying off porn stars to just hold hands.

Macron is trying to save the planet from the orange dotard.

Yeah, well, if no one can find the Donald for a few days, just look for him outside the French Premier’s place, mooning around, waiting to catch a glimpse, trying to tweet…y’know, the usual. For 14-year-old adolescent girls.

Where’s JL? Did Putin’s check bounce?