Phil Hands for April 12, 2018

Come to think of it if I turned around and saw THAT I’d probably quit too.

#BLUETSUNAMICOMING!

That’s what he gets for feeding a feral animal.

And to get away from Trump.

Don’t let the door hit you on the butt….bye!!!!!

Ryan, watch out for that Elephant behind you. Elephants grab things with their trunks, and this particular species ( Loxodonta trumpetus aureus ) has a habit of grabbing the genitalia of other animals.

Hey, look at it this way; Ryan’s stepping down as Speaker saves Trump the trouble of firing him.

Interesting,,, Ryan resigns the day after Trump’s lawyer’s office is investigated.

Lyin Ryan got trumped by idiot Trump, ha ha.

Because his family wouldn’t love him anymore if he lost?

Karma…. I believe in karma….. I’m hoping that I see karmatic Justice for Lyin Ryan before I die. I guess that’s another bad karmatic strike against me…. But darn it he has helped do so much damage to the people who need the most help in this country. He achieved exactly what the Tea Party wanted and what the Koch Brothers wanted and it just makes me so angry because I knew this was going to happen. I knew as soon as he accepted enough bribes and got rich enough to never have to work again, he would run home laughing all the way to the bank.

Ryan is telling the ‘truth’ about why he is leaving — the same ‘truth’ that he uses to label tax cuts for the rich as tax ‘reform’.

He’s not called lyin’ Ryan for nothing — he’s earned it.

This toon shows two examples of the saying, “We’re all put here for a reason, even if it’s just to be a bad example.”