From the newspaper: Tonight we’re going to meet a college student, a plumber and a single mom of five who all believe they have got what it takes to become a star! ‘Welcome to America’s Got Super Crazy Delusions of Grandeur’
That’s right, it’s all about you and where you are at this particular point in time. You’ve now documented 99,999 moments of your life for all to ignore.
“Overcome by a sudden attack of hysterical laryngitis, vocal contender Betsy Morganthaler played up her other assets in a vain bid to win the judges’ approval.”
Bilan about 6 years ago
Huh?
DBrannonWriter Premium Member about 6 years ago
Yep. Head scratcher or simple screw-up?
Emptypockets51. about 6 years ago
Let’s do our own caption.
Emptypockets51. about 6 years ago
And tonight on Shuriken Chuckin’ with the stars…
Old Salt about 6 years ago
From the newspaper: Tonight we’re going to meet a college student, a plumber and a single mom of five who all believe they have got what it takes to become a star! ‘Welcome to America’s Got Super Crazy Delusions of Grandeur’
Mighty Phavahg about 6 years ago
It’s a substitute New Yorker caption contest.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 6 years ago
That’s right, it’s all about you and where you are at this particular point in time. You’ve now documented 99,999 moments of your life for all to ignore.
Andrew Sleeth about 6 years ago
“Overcome by a sudden attack of hysterical laryngitis, vocal contender Betsy Morganthaler played up her other assets in a vain bid to win the judges’ approval.”
Nighthawks Premium Member about 6 years ago
she’s displaying her incredibly crippled four pronged claw that she uses for her hand.
DonaldH1 about 6 years ago
When I don’t understand the joke, I just move to my next comic. If it happens too often, I hit the “unfollow” button.
6turtle9 about 6 years ago
Tonight on “Fame Whore”, can any of these wannabes out shine my cleavage!
Bonita Voigt about 6 years ago
Dang! Must have the remote mute button on.
zippykatz about 6 years ago
Finally got it right: “Americans Have Talent”.
NoSleepTil_BKLYN about 6 years ago
The joke is what passes for talent, in America today, is the woman with the BEST CLEAVAGE!
Ryan Plut about 6 years ago
“Is this a distant seagull I see before me?”