Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 06, 2018

At least fish will look at your pictures, Chaz. Poncho seems a bit grumpy, but I thought he had a good time ruining Margo’s life once again.

Next time you go on a trip, Chaz, don’t bother answering to Poncho how it went nor show him the pictures… just go straight to the souvenirs which he’ll gnaw and bury.

I guess sending him to obedience school would be a waste of time.

At least tell me you uploaded your photos to some cloud or some other online platform before handing your camera over to more than usual cranky Poncho?

If Poncho is grouchy now, just wait, in about nine months he will really have something to be grouchy about. (Hmm, I wonder if I need to explain this comment)

Hmmm, I’m thinking Poncho either needs to be chained to the tree of shame or a shock collar, both?

What’s the matter with you people. Poncho’s not grumpy or grouchy. He’s loving life.

Maybe send Poncho on a trip of his own. I’m sure Margo would welcome a visitor while she’s in jail.

I hope you have an ‘I took a trip and brought you a present.’ for Poncho. And it better not be one of those stupid T-shirts that basically says that.

Bad dog.

Aw! Poor Ponchy — is oo in a snit?

Poncho appears kind of tired – maybe put him to sleep . . . !

Poncho needs an appointment @ Mistress Margo’s Water Boarding & Electro-Shock Therapy Salon !!