Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 22, 2018

dogs’ noses sure smudge on everything

A neighbour has a sign saying, “My windows are not dirty, it’s my dogs nose art”.

Where’s “The Dump on the New Rug” By Poncho Artiste ??

Compares favourably with much of the junk that passes for art and commands high prices which those with too much money are willing to pay.

There’s a reason I occasionally call my dachshund Scrappy by the nickname Booger.

What about paw prints on windows etc?

It’s the spittle that I object too.. those dried lumps are hard to wash off and getting them under your fingernails is disgusting.

Funny toon! I especially like the two “artsy” dogs in the foreground.

His next show will be “One Hundred Days, One Hundred Crotches.”

Gilligan really captured the art gallery show and sale, that’s for sure. I’ve heard some people talking like that at art shows…

Must be an exhibit at the MOMA (Museum Of Muzzle Art)

“I may not know art, but I nose what I like!”