Private Alice has dishonored herself and dishonored the class! I have tried to help her, but I have failed! I have failed because you have not helped me! You people have not given Private Alice the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Alice messes up, I will not punish her. I will punish all of YOU!
Templo S.U.D. almost 6 years ago
maybe, Alice, you should stop causing trouble in school
dwane.scoty1 almost 6 years ago
She probably didn’t do it: She’s covering for her crush, Kevin Buckethead!
Plumbob Wilson almost 6 years ago
So wise for one so young.
Ontman almost 6 years ago
Alice will be Alice. Let her be.
1MadHat Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Hand cranked or power pencil sharpener?
Mary Sullivan Premium Member almost 6 years ago
This was my introduction to this strip and the one I love the most. I have it on my fridge. Pure Gold.
barister almost 6 years ago
I just love this kid….really. This made my day.
johndifool almost 6 years ago
Private Alice has dishonored herself and dishonored the class! I have tried to help her, but I have failed! I have failed because you have not helped me! You people have not given Private Alice the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Alice messes up, I will not punish her. I will punish all of YOU!
[RIP R. Lee…]
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 6 years ago
Aw compliment her on her creativity. And story telling.
Impkins Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I’ve been imagining her as a teen. I think I scared myself!
Sisyphos almost 6 years ago
Panel 2 is unsurpassed comic artistry. Alice’s awareness of the pregnant pause hangs heavily over her head!
itsmagicme almost 6 years ago
Wow! I’ve seen a lot of crazy things happen in my preschool room but not carrots in the pencil sharpener…yet.
Ruth Brown almost 6 years ago
This made me laugh so much. Thank you!