F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 28, 2018

words fail me

Lady and the Tramp its not!

Quick, lend him a knife.

Tramp and the Tramp.

But it’s a thread attached to a loose tooth…..

… and they call it beeellllaaaa notte

Then they come to blows about who actually owns that noodle. “I found it on my plate, it’s mine!” It was on MY plate too but I saw it FIRST! “Well, you may have seen it first but it was in my mouth first!”

Did something happen when she left to powder her nose?

Uh oh.

Awkward.

I hate it when that happens.

Two faggots in a restaurant.

what I would like to know is how they got into that situation. Did the guy on the other table walked behind and placed one end in his mouth before sitting on his own table? was there a space wormhole that sent one end to the other table and then unwrapped once the length of the spaghetto was the same length as the space fold? did the waiter serve one end in one dish and the other end in the other dish? and most important, how are they gonna bill or charge for that?