Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 11, 2018

Um… don’t the bones of all animals glow under ultra-violet? (Was Mr. Heselden on a field test when he fell to his unexpected doom?)

I would assume that all bones glow under UV since they have phosphates.

Aren’t all banana peels edible (even though they don’t taste very good)?

Overconfident on his product, eh?

The segway thing reminds me of the guy who was demonstrating kevlar vests and how good they were. He had someone stab him. It did not go well.

Don’t drive near cliff had to be added to that long list of warnings like: Don’t put your baby in the plastic bag it comes in. Don’t charge your Segway in the bathtub while you are bathing. Don’t eat the drying packets that prevent moisture build up…

Just another chapter of the TV show A thousand ways to die…..

The reason for warnings is that someone probably did it.

Never underestimate the human capacity for stupidity. Current case in point? Teens eating laundry detergent.

Darn! All this time I thought the idiot that invented the Segway also invented the “Hoverboard”.